{"product_id":"set-of-2-stemless-martini-glasses-heavy-weighted-base-bubble-glass-cocktail-bar","title":"Set of 2 Stemless Martini Glasses Heavy Weighted Base Bubble Glass Cocktail Bar","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e🍸 Shaken, Not Stirred (Because Stems Are Overrated) | Stemless Martini Glasses\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe \"High-Stakes\" Glassware for People Who Gesticulate Too Much.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eLet’s be honest: traditional martini glasses are a disaster waiting to happen. One passionate story about your weekend, one stray elbow, and suddenly your $18 gin is soaking the rug and your dignity is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEnter the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"10\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eHeavy-Base Stemless Martini Glass\u003c\/b\u003e. These beauties have a \"low center of gravity\" (which is also how I describe myself after two martinis). They feature a solid, teardrop-bubble base that says, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"203\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\"I’m sophisticated, but I also value my carpet.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Deets:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e A sleek, conical V-shape perched on a chunky, weighted glass base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Secret Sauce\":\u003c\/b\u003e Each base features a controlled \"controlled bubble\" (or \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"76\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003ebullicante\u003c\/i\u003e for the fancy folks) that catches the light and looks way more expensive than it actually is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eStability:\u003c\/b\u003e These are basically the SUVs of the cocktail world. Flip them over (see photos) and they still look like modern art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for martinis, cosmopolitans, Manhattan’s, or even a very dramatic serving of chocolate mousse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy you need these:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eYou’ve broken every stemmed glass you’ve ever owned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eYou want to feel like a Bond villain who actually stays hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eYour bar cart looks a little lonely and needs some geometric flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCondition:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-owned but crystal clear. No chips, no cracks, and absolutely no lingering memories of bad decisions. These are ready for their next happy hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/b\u003e I’ll wrap these thicker than a winter parka to ensure they arrive in one piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Korsten","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47676086517986,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/0680\/4962\/files\/s-l140-12.jpg?v=1775775736","url":"https:\/\/hausofwest.myshopify.com\/products\/set-of-2-stemless-martini-glasses-heavy-weighted-base-bubble-glass-cocktail-bar","provider":"Haus of West","version":"1.0","type":"link"}